One of the main reasons I can’t wait until September 17th is so that I can rid myself from society and live vicariously through Grand Theft Auto V. Egochaser Energy Bar shows us in the latest GTAV trailer that middle aged men, a category I definitely won’t be in for a while, actually have a “S” on the t-shirt under the stiff button down shirt they’re wearing while plastered at their boring office job. Becoming a super athlete in GTAV is quite easy with so many activities at your disposal, including base jumping, biking, swimming, and even ATV racing. Let us all make an effort to grab an Egochaser Energy Bar as soon as our enthusiasm tank runs low during our GTA adventure, which I don’t expect to happen anytime soon.